Deer Decoy Deals Out Devious Damage
It’s early and for some reason alliteration seems really funny. What isn’t so funny is that three teens in Kenton stole a deer decoy, placed it on a road to watch motorists swerve around it, and caused an accident that seriously injured two other teens. Couple that with the fact that the court isn’t making the teens serve any sort of term until football season is over and you should be laughing your ass off. Justice is blind to everything, except small town high school sports.
French For “Food For People Who Go To Bed Late.”
Everyone knew that’s what Alimentation Couche-Tard meant right? Well besides rhyming with a certain hygienic product this Canadian company just bought 54 gas stations and convenience stores in the Akron-Canton area. Anyone got a good Canadian joke?
Let’s End With a Little Trash Talking
Ok, so at first I was like, “What the hell!?!” cause I thought The Scene was doing an article on Hawthorne Heights, a shitty band who hasn’t done shit in months, then I realized they were discussing a story that is only a few weeks old about them suing Victory Records. I guess I shouldn’t really complain about the whole timeliness thing considering that seeing Victory Records in any sort of trouble is always funny.
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This post was written by MyFriendCleveland on August 25, 2006
