Beware: Ohio-Hating Dolphins in Florida

October 10, 2008 No Comments

Forget about hurricanes, that stuff is for sissies. The number one cause of death for Ohioans in Florida is killer dolphins. That’s right, dolphins – trained to seek out and destroy any Ohio native they smell.
Proof
This lady got off lucky. We could have had a national disaster on our hands.

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