There was a car on fire in my work garage this morning
I showed up to work today, and instead of pulling into my garage, I was told to turn around and “get the hell out of here!” by a fireman. Okay that “get the hell out of here!” part isn’t true, but it turns out some car was on fire in the garage. Sucks to be that dude.
In local news, a mother of a 17 year old who was begging a court to lock up her child is now the mother of an accused murderer. I don’t think this is one of those moments, but, she did warn them. One of the charges against the boy is “possession of counterfeit drugs.” Is that like the bag of oregano we told my college roommate was weed?
What’s the most exciting job you can think of? Got it? You picked one? Forget it! Think ten times more exciting! You there yet?
Were you thinking of ? Yeah. The Plain Dealer knew you were.