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The Old Switcheroo May Not be a Problem

Jennifer Brunner cannot get enough of the news exposure. Instead of recapping all of Brunner’s recent escapades I will suggest you view the post below. Now that you are caught up, or just a lazy asshole who doesn’t give a shit about context, we can continue. The Plain Dealer recently reported that 20, 119 voters in Cuyahoga County switched parties to vote in the primary. Since then there has been speculation that any of these people could be guilty of election falsification because they pledged allegiance to one party, but were using their vote to help another. Well, Jennifer Brunner, who is one of four people that would decide whether to take legal action has stated that she is “hesitant” to prosecute because she doesn’t know at what point the government’s actions would become censorship. The PD has got the goods.

I Should Just Use Fox’s Headline

Following in the famous footsteps of people like the woman who got stabbed by a knife but didn’t notice it was lodged in her skull, comes the story of a Shiloh woman who was saved from a stray bullet thanks to a scarf wrapped around her head. As Fox points in out with their excellent, innovative, and of course, untrue title, “Woman Shot in Head Saved by Bulletproof Babushka.” Shit was not bulletproof, but its layers were enough to slow a bullet that was shot from nearly a mile away by two 17-year-olds that were firing rifles into the air. Luckily for 71-year-old Mary Keesy this happened as just the right time, because the other ladies down at the hair salon were getting tired of her always telling the same stories. What, too soon?

Fresh Isn’t Just Fringe Anymore

Wow, these title are getting to be painful. Here I am thinking Fox shouldn’t have called that woman’s scarf bulletproof and meanwhile I am dropping an attempt at alliteration. Sad. Well, keeping with the trend of being the only weekly paper in Cleveland to update their website on the day a new issue is released, The Free Times has a story on their site about the proliferation of local produce and other food products. The Northeast Ohio region has seen a large increase in this market recently and well, The Free Times talks about it. Maybe the reasoning doesn’t concern you, but you can at least peep some new locations to get your goods. Did I just type peep? You read, I’m done.