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Too Punk for Kindergarten

Yeah, I can remember back in kindergarten being pretty badass. If some motherfucker even thought about going for the Smurf toys before me he would get his ass curbed on the ledge of a toy chest. And this was in the ’80s, so we are talking wooden toy chest, none of this tupperware shit. Well it looks like one kid is still keeping it real in Parma. Little dude has been showing up to class with a spiked mohawk. Unfortunately the school (fucking man always coming down on our shit) has decided that the mohawk is a distraction to other students and suspended the boy. The boy’s mother is not very happy with the decision, insisting that her son has been singled out and that no one can tell her how to cut his hair. I can’t wait until the weather gets nicer and everyone sees the kid’s tats. Rebel without a nap time.

Clinton Tells Lorain She Will Take on Herself

Before last night’s debate Hillary Clinton was campaigning in Lorain. Clinton said that she will “champion” the middle class, whom she thinks she met once, and that she is, “willing to take on the wealthy and the well-connected.” Have fun fighting all your friends and family, Hillary, we’ll be watching, just like the Rocky River Democratic Club did last night. Get their feedback.

Teachers May Finally Have Rules in Ohio

In March the Ohio Department of Education is expected to start using a “Professional Code of Conduct.” The code is supposed to be clearer about the way teachers and other school staff can act. In other words while past handbooks may not have said “You cannot invite students over and watch porn with them,” as was the case with a Madison High School teacher, the new Code will make clear that this is not cool. I can’t believe Mansfield is the only place talking about this.