Brunner Strikes Again!
Our Secretary of State has not been having the easiest time lately. After all the time and money invested in her voting machine research, it seems parts of Ohio still aren’t cooperating. Well Jennifer Brunner has been fighting another issue since 2002 with similar results. Sen. Ray Miller has been consistently late in [...]
Too Punk for Kindergarten
Yeah, I can remember back in kindergarten being pretty badass. If some motherfucker even thought about going for the Smurf toys before me he would get his ass curbed on the ledge of a toy chest. And this was in the ’80s, so we are talking wooden toy chest, none of this [...]
The End of Cleveland’s Best Blog?
For those unaware, the Cavs took part in a huge 3 team, 11-player trade yesterday that saw the exit of Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Shannon Brown, Ira Newble, and Donyell Marshall and the addition of Ben Wallace amongst others. You can get all the details from the PD. What is more [...]
Strickland Gets Twitchy
Ah, the power of video. It is often argued that the reason JFK won the presidential election was because of how damn good he looked during the nation’s first televised debate. Well now, we get to see our own Governor twitchy and squirming like he’s been locked in an interrogation room for 24 [...]
More Like Dumb Enforcement Agency!
The US Justice Department is in the process of making the DEA look like a bunch of assholes for their work in Mansfield. So far 23 indictments have been dropped because of mistakes. DEA agent Lee Lucas is the man behind most of these flubs, using false information from informant Jerrell [...]
The Battle Royal Moves to Cleveland
Bill may have started the party in Cleveland, but on February 26th it looks like Hillary will finally join in. CSU will be hosting a debate between Clinton and Obama that day, which will be moderated by the always robot-like duo of Brian Williams and Tim Russert. While Hillary Clinton [...]
What Else do you Want?
Anti-smoking groups have already conquered Ohio. The smoke-free workplace, restaurant, and bar are all in place, while the rate of teenage cigarette use has dropped. So what else could they possibly want? Well, now they want to tax other tobacco products, such as chewing tobacco and, ahem, “small cigars” with the same [...]
I’ll Take a Bud and a Keno Card
Hey, remember when people wanting gambling in Ohio? Gov. Ted Strickland made sure he put his foot down on that, keeping games like the deadly, prostitution-causing Tic Tac Fruit out of our watering holes. Well, now there’s a problem. Ohio is hard up for money, cuts have already [...]
