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Dude Can’t Get Enough

Cleveland Councilman Zach Reed is back on the sauce. You may recall when we linked that fantastic little news piece Channel 19 did on Zach a while back where, after receiving a DUI, the councilman hit up West 6th having numerous drinks and then driving home. Well this morning at 3 AM our esteemed councilman was found passed out in his car and refused a sobriety test. What does that mean? Reed just racked up another DUI charge. What a leader, what a guy.

This Just In: Plain Dealer Still Can’t Write, Cleveland Still Drunk

The PD reports that in an upcoming issue of Men’s Health Cleveland ranks as the 13th most sober city. While the opening to this article – which laments Cleveland’s less than savory titles – may sound like MyFriendCleveland wrote it, you need look no further than the closing moments of this piece to see that bad humor and useless observations never quite escape The Plain Dealer. Drink, anyone?

Pumpkin Beer and Pumpkin Pie

It only makes sense that I should close out today with one more beerlicious tid-bit. The Plain Dealer reports that beer is replacing wine at some Thanksgiving dinners. This does not mean you should crack open a Bud Lite, assholes. What this does mean is that you should class up your choice of suds. The PD even offers a few suggestions for those unsure of where to start. Check it out.

And while we are on the subject, Melt is tapping the only keg of Stone Double Arrogant Bastard available in North East Ohio today. The beer clocks in at over 10 ABV (for those counting) and is a rare treat. So do yourself a favor and get some. Happy Beer and Turkey Day!!