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Nose Candy Just Went Hard

Rich white kids be damned! The drug of choice for the upper tier will now carry the same penalties as crack. At least that is what the Ohio Senate voted unanimously in favor of yesterday. The House will be next to vote on the bill, one that has been kicking around for years. According to The Plain Dealer the signing of the bill came from, “ a ‘broader understanding’ that the drug problems in Ohio extend beyond city street corners.” It took them until now to realize this… and they are running the government in this state? Kids in a DARE program have a better understanding of the drug trade than Ohio’s Senate.

Wal-mart: Where Hispanics are a Commodity

Wal-mart’s new SUPER store is opening in Steel Yard soon and apparently they want the business of Cleveland’s Hispanics. The ever-vigilant Channel 3 News has a report on the battle that will soon ensue between Wal-mart and Dave’s on Ridge Rd. for Hispanics’ food money. Wal-mart thinks they have a “store of the community.” I guess you are what you eat, parasite. I almost forgot how shitty this store is.

Kucinich Less Popular than Colbert

Is it bad if I admit that C-Notes has something interesting to report? Well if so then at least let me point out that they have a BLATANT typo in the second line of the piece I am about paraphrase. Petty? Yes. But come on! It’s C-Notes!! Anyway, Stephen Colbert recently announced his candidacy for president (on both bills no less) and well, it looks like the people are behind the talk show host. In a recent poll 2.3 of Democrats say they support Colbert where as only 2.1 percent say they support Kucinich. Go ahead… let that sink in. Yes, it was a Republican poll asking about Democratic candidates, so maybe there is some bias involved, but more concerning is the fact that one of our congressman has merely become a Youtube worthy figure, one that is not as entertaining as Colbert. It’s a fine line, Dennis.