These Headers = Bullshit
Can You Pick Me up at the Airport?
Haters of Cleveland’s public transportation and cab service have gained more fuel for the fire today. It looks like cab rates from Hopkins airport are about to make a surprisingly large leap. Hopkins has been working on new taxi plan for months now, with airport director Ricky Smith claiming that prices would not go up as a result. Well, Ricky, looks like you’ve got some ‘splainin to do. Under the new plan a cab ride from Hopkins to downtown Cleveland will cost $44. That’s $15 more than it is now. Not only has the cost-per-mile gone up, but a surcharge has also been added. Oh, but don’t worry, this is Cleveland! There are alternatives! Oh, wait, I guess there really aren’t. See, three cab companies now have exclusive rights to the airport and will soon be turned into fancy white cabs with uniformed drivers. That only leaves a train from the airport, which means you better hope you don’t come in on a late flight, cause, for those of you that may have forgotten, Cleveland public transportation only runs at certain times. Listen, if you really need a ride.
Beards for Ball
The Indians defeated the most hated men in baseball (unless your name rhymes with Befron Games) earlier this week meaning that they are on to round 2 of the fall classic. So how can they continue to win? Well, one theory is beards (wish you were back in Boston, Damon?), a topic from. I haven’t shaved in a couple of weeks but the only good luck I’ve had has been that winning lottery ticket, meeting my long lost twin, and finding a bag of gummy bears in my closet. Yes, they’re still fresh.
Cue the Creepy Music Already!
Police apprehended a patient who escaped from the Northcoast Behavioral Healthcare Center in Northfield last week. While it has not been confirmed yet police apparently told the patient, “Halloween’s not for another couple weeks, Myers.” Bad? Whatever, .
It’s All About Drugs at Kent State
Kent State University is one of three locations conducting Liquid Crystal Drug research, a new form of cancer treatment that has thus far has yielded surprising results. Sixteen of seventeen prostate cancer patients treated with the liquid crystal pharmaceutical saw a slowing of tumor growth. Currently the LCPs work in conjunction with chemo or radiation by weakening tumors so treatments are more effective. You science nerds want more details? .
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