You Better Shake Your Head At Least Once Today

As if Being the Back-Up to the Back-Up Wasn’t Bad Enough

Ohio State’s third string quarterback Antonio Henton was arrested for soliciting a prostitute outside of a Kroger’s parking lot in Columbus on Monday. To make matters even worse it seems that Henton has trouble adding. He offered $20 to the apparent hooker for sex, but when police searched him he only had $19 in his pocket. Of course there is an ongoing debate about arrests of college athletes, why it is such a problem, and what to do about it, but maybe we should be looking into the fact that a college student can’t count $20. And don’t worry Buckeyes fans, when was the last time a third-stringer helped out a team? Meanwhile the officer solicited now needs self-esteem help after only being offered $20.

I Almost Forgot About the Plain Dealer Columnist Creepy Photo Requirement

That’s right I’ve found another child-eating grin, and doped-up set of eyes for your viewing pleasure, and there’s more! See, besides not mocking the fun house photos that represent the Plain Dealer columnists in a while, I have also neglected the paper’s constant battle to stay one step above joke. So here is another prime example, a food columnist is leaving that position to write sports. In his farewell letter he says that the closest he’s ever been to the restaurant business was washing dishes. Why would a major newspaper hire someone who has no knowledge of, or experience writing about restaurants to cover them! “Hey, Bert, I know you spent the last five years writing about new cell phones and other gadgets, but I’m going to need you to start covering ballet.” Luckily ever time I get angry about the situation I still have Bill’s photo to cheer me up.

Weirder Still

So what if I told you that police found an alligator wondering on the West Side this morning? Good thing WKYC’s in depth reporting dropped this cherry on top, “police called on a reptile enthusiast who helped them deal with wayward gators in the past,” and then failed to elaborate. When were gators a problem in the past? I’ve never seen a gator in Cleveland, should I be upset?

Canton Police Unsure of What “Drug House” Means

A Canton woman was arrested after leaving a “known drug house” with some crack stashed in her mouth. I guess you really don’t need to read the actual article here unless you want to see the term “known drug house” a few more times, and wonder why a “known drug house” is in existence. The police know it is a drug house and arrested a woman coming out of the ”known drug house” yet they have not attempted to shut down the house? I’m pretty sure most “known drug houses” only stay that for a short period time, unless of course it’s in Canton.