Archive for August, 2007

Vote For A Zombie Police Chief

August 30, 2007 No Comments

Voting: Now Even the Lazy Can do It Senator Gary Cates has proposed mail in ballots for special elections in Ohio. This means that when questions of taxes etc. come up, a ballot will be mailed to all registered voters, which they can fill out and send back. I could go into the pros and ...

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Internet Dating Racism. Guess I Should Have Used Commas

August 23, 2007 No Comments

Thieves Take on the Internet! On Sunday thieves used a chainsaw that cut open an internet trunk line. The dudes were apparently looking for copper, but all they got were internet delays for millions of people. Yeah, millions. Seems Cleveland is a hub for internet wiring used worldwide. To make matters worse, and a bit ...

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How To Start And Stop Some Violence

August 21, 2007 No Comments

Sick of Electricity? Didn’t Think so, but Just in Case… Lehman’s Hardware in Kidron has been selling non-electric products for years, and strangely doing damn good at it. From the Amish, to Y2K freaks, and now those “green” lovers, the store has had a steady customer flow. Some people come for electric-free cabin accessories like ...

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FRIDAY!!! INCREDIBLE SHOW AT THE BEACHLAND!

August 17, 2007 No Comments

The X Bolex Album “This Time Next Year You Will Be Oxidizing Stone” will be available for purchase, and I (Denny) highly recommend it to everyone. I am really bad at writing reviews, but I have been listening to this cd over and over (which means it has to be good, right?). Jerk is also ...

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Movies, Pizza, And Guitar Hero: I Know Somebody’s Excited!

August 16, 2007 No Comments

For one Weekend Skip out on the Discotheque, Head Over to the Cinematheque I guess I get titles like that when I start do this earlier than usual. Anyway, CIA’s Cinematheque is hosting a weekend of local films with everything from comedy, to fantasy-drama, and thrillers. Of course The Plain Dealer’s ace reporting only informs ...

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Had To Dig Real Deep For This Mess

August 14, 2007 No Comments

Need to Get Rid of Something or Someone? IĀ Got just the Place As was to be expected, there was plenty of flooding caused by all the recent storms, but who was worrying about sinkholes? In all honesty, not this guy, and probably not you either, so don’t get all scholarly and start explaining how sinkholes ...

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Rain? Haven’t Seen That In A While

August 9, 2007 1 Comment

Using Children to Fix Toilets at Browns Stadium Sounds like child labor, right? Wrong! I just lured you in, suckers! I’ll guess I’ll stop basking in my clever titling skills and tell you what The Plain Dealer has to say. Yesterday 300 peeps, 110 of which were kids, flushed the toilets at Browns Stadium simultaneously. ...

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A Dirty Kind Of Day

August 2, 2007 No Comments

Sewers are a Dirty, Dirty Business Take off your sunglasses; cause things just got reallllllll shady. William Schatz, a lawyer who has worked for the Sewer District (via VERBAL agreement) for years, is being offered $50,000 to retire and not sue his former employer. Sound wacky? It gets better. There are no written documents showing ...

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I just ate a burrito out of boredom

I’m waiting for a friends band to play. Had 30 minutes to kill. Ate a burrito. Wasn’t hungry. Just...

MyFriend … Seven Hills?

I’ve been staying in Seven Hills a few nights this week.

Bridge and Tunnel @ Berea Fest

Berea Fest is one of the better weekends of my year.

Trying Not to Make This a LeBron Page

I don’t want every post on here to be about LeBron going to the Heat, because honestly we all...

Another One Bites the Dust

Just when you thought we couldn’t hate the Heat any more, they’ve gone and signed Zydrunas Ilgauskas.