If You’re Going to Shoot a Dog, Make Sure it’s Not a Cop
So you come home, you and your infant son are minding your own business when an unknown dog with no tags aggressively approaches you. Steven Vanderhoff found himself in this situation and proceeded to shoot the oncoming animal. Normally the owner of the dog would probably be in some shit, his animal has not tags, and almost attacked a kid, but the owner in this situation is a cop. That means that Steven received a 90-day suspended jail sentence and agreed to donate $250 to the humane society. If your bullshit detector isn’t blaring you better change the batteries.
More Serious Criminals Brought to Justice!
With the recent string of murders going on in C-Town I am ecstatic to see the police really cracking down on the killing of police dogs and fishermen bringing in more walleye then they are allowed. That’s right, there are very serious and ongoing investigations into catching too many walleye and selling walleye without a permit. If you don’t think this sounds absurd read the following lines
“Undercover wildlife officers began looking into the group in 2006 to see if they were selling walleye to restaurants. It turned out they weren’t, but the men were exceeding their limit during the spawning season when anglers are allowed to take four walleye per day.”
Since 2006! And you know the only reason these guys were busted for catching more than 4 fish in a day was because the “undercover” wildlife officers needed to maintain their boners after spending a year investigating something that wasn’t even going on. Wow. Ohio just got a whole lot safer, well, at least if you are a fish.
Get Ready for Some Great YouTube Footage
RTA police are being equipped with tasers that have video cameras on them. There is no explanation as to why this is happening except for the fact that it is “high-tech.” Also, RTA has splurged for the “Art House” version of the tasers, so all subsequent footage of brutality will be seen in black and white. Lock and load, fellas.
Seriously, Where Else Would a Poverty Tour Stop?
Presidential hopeful John Edwards will be heading into Cleveland today in order to discuss poverty issues. Seems John has heard about our number one status on that poorest big city list. And see we thought that shit would get us nowhere. While rumors that Edwards will be dressed in homeless garb and use food stamps have not been confirmed, it is certain that he will swing through Mount Pleasant and then Youngstown, Ohio before continuing on to an area with a 5 star restaurant and hotel for the night. Let’s here it for poverty!
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This post was written by MyFriendCleveland on July 17, 2007
