Dubya Does Cleveland
That’s right, the second-term suck fest continues in Cleveland today where President Bush will discuss his new plan for Iraq, (I think that’s the 4th this month) which now includes removing some troops. It seems it only took the disgust of most Americans, and the cold shoulder from fellow Republicans, for Bush to realize his shit ain’t working. Despite Bush’s concessions the man still thinks his new plan won’t have things under control until January 2009. You know, long after he has left office. At least The Plain Dealer reporter covering the story seems to have a sense of humor noting that, “Although he said in 2005 that ‘I will settle for nothing less than complete victory,’ Bush has concluded, with just 18 months left in office, that he will have to settle for less.” Booya! The master of the universe will deliver his speech from the Cleveland Clinic.
Jesse Williams! Come on Down!
Did you forget about WKYC’s hot new game show, Fugitive of the Week? I know I did! But this week it’s back with a bang! Just look at this former Nu-Metal band bassist with his hemp necklace, I like 2 Fast 2 Furious facial hair, and supreme buzz cut! If poor fashion sense were a crime this guy would have been locked up years ago. My douche bag senses are tingling!
Golly, Look at that Harvest!
The President is in town, people are still fleeing the city, drug dealers are taking joy rides, and shit is just generally hitting the fan. So what does The Akron Beacon Journal have to say about it? Sweet Corn, baby!!!!! Yeah, son, it’s that time of year, so get your ass down to the farm and cash in on this cash crop! Just don’t forget, “When we’re really uncomfortable, corn is growing and thriving.” Words to live by.
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This post was written by MyFriendCleveland on July 10, 2007
