So This Is What An Update Looks Like?
Rich People take Homeless Dudes over Strip Club
Oh, Phillip Morris, I thought your cool as a cucumber photograph would separate you from the rest of the Plain Dealer columnists, but I was wrong. You suffer from limited diction (see “Elvis stuff” and describing the homeless as “loud men”) just like your co-workers. Let’s just get to the column, shall we?
A new homeless shelter is being constructed at 1550 Superior Ave., a location previously owned by the North Point Inn and a strip club. And well, some noses are being upturned at the idea considering that a $250 million project complete with sensational shopping and sexy new condos is planned for the same area. At least Morris seems excited closing out his piece with a slew of absolutely killer one liners such as, “The payoff can only be measured in lives saved,” and “For once, a homeless solution is slated to be forged in the open.” Can you blame the guy? He probably had some teacher along the way that informed him that the closing was the most important part.
In an Aeroplane Over Lake Erie
Ohio has offered $16 million to help Continental airlines expand their hub at Hopkins. Seems like for the airline conglomerate, but there are a few other things to consider. Houston and Newark, N.J. could both offer up sweeter deals (you guys didn’t forget we are the POOREST big city, did you?) and it seems just a wee bit weird that Ohio is can throw out such a huge number when they are having a shitload of Still, when the Plain Dealer is popping out , any extra money thrown at Hopkins seems like a good idea. Don’t be looking for a link here, I gave you three already, gluttons.
And We Wonder Why Scene Continues to Suck
Maybe it’s because people keep awarding them. Shut your mouths tight right now people, because you are going to vomit at least a little bit when you read this. Scene was named Ohio’s best non-daily paper for the 3rd year in a row. Now make sure it is still shut, cause it looks like they won 23 awards total. Even C-Notes seems to recognize the absurdity of this stating, “Scene writers, the best journalists in Ohio? We’re as surprised as you are.”
They said Mushroomhead was the best band in Cleveland, Mushroomhead. I think I need to go lie down, or least have a stiff drink. .
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