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In Prison the Guy Who is there Because he Wrote Fake Loans Gets Shived First

Yeah, I’ve done some time, and the above statement is straight up fact. Don’t argue with me; let me get to the article. David Verhotz is getting a big fat 8 years and 1 month in prison. Dude was a KeyCorp exec that worked in international loans. Seems Davie started writing fake loans in 1997 to pay off some IRS business, and then, well I think he liked having a few extra bucks to throw around cause he ended up taking almost $41 million from Key before he was caught. You may want to put your hand under your chin now, cause that jaw is about to drop some more. Verhotz argued in court that, “Bad things happen to good people. I’m not the scoundrel people have made me out to be.” Sorry, fella, but last time I checked stealing 41 mil so you could have not one, but multiple bigger houses, and lavish your trophy girlfriend with $10 million worth of goodies while only paying about a $1,000 a month in child support to your kids makes you not only a scoundrel, but a class A dick. The shit has most definitely hit the fan for this guy.

Trying to Impress that Eco Chick? Got you Covered, Bro.

Here’s all you need to do to get her to hug you just as hard as a tree. On Sunday you are going to go to EarthFest at the Cleveland Zoo. Yeah, sounds lame right? Well don’t worry cause if you take a shuttle from public square to get there shit is free, dude! Told you I had you covered! Once there you can swoon her with global warming, clean fuel, green home and organic food exhibits, not to mention a Robert Redford flick. You know him, he’s that guy that talks to horses, busted Watergate wide open, and still found time to make a shitty movie with Brad Pitt called Spy Games. Anyways, guy, The Plain Dealer has everything you need to know, you can thank me later.

Does Anyone Really Need to Know the Story Behind 4/20?

Well in case you need a reason to celebrate or a reason to berate The Free Times has got it. They interview the illustrious Steven Hager, editor of High Times, to find out all about the origins of the “holiday.” Take a toke, I mean look. It might not be the best thing you read, but hey at least The Free Times has their current issue up on the net, that other weekly is still rocking last week’s shit.