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LeBron Fans Have Reason to Waste Time on Internet

In case you’ve been wondering why The Plain Dealer’s reporting has been so sub-par, wonder no more. Seems the folks over at the PD have been spending all of their time creating a LeBron Statistical Bible. That’s right, you can now know such mind blowing facts as how many home wins LeBron had against Portland in the 2003-04 season. Riveting. Also, this is no indication that it is now cool to go to school for statistics. Maybe this is what they’ve got Sam Fulwood doing now.

Nothing Goes Together like Cops and Bar Fights

It may have taken two years, but two police officers that started a “racially charged” bar fight on the West Side were fired. The officers were originally going to be let go, but after all that Imus shit went down and word came out that “nappy” and/or “hoe” were used during the melee, there was nothing else to do except fire them. You can take the bar out of the cop, but you can’t take the cop out of the bar. Or something like that.