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Bike Nerds now have King James in their Corner

LeBron has acquired a portion of Cannondale Bicycle Corp., a company that made a custom bike for him to ride during last year’s King for Kids bike-a-thon. Seems LeBron is a fan of bike riding, saying that it plays a major role in his off-season training. Hopefully LeBron’s interest will help the company who went bankrupt in 2003 after attempting to start a motorcycle line. Do you think he wears biker shorts when he rides? That would be a real cred killer.

Just Some More Robbery

A Westlake man has been accused of stealing money from the sports booster club where he volunteers. But here’s the thing, if you name your organization the Westlake Demons Club and you don’t expect to hire at least one criminal or all-around evil dude than you are an idiot, a big dumb idiot. Demons. Good PR move, fellas. Why didn’t you just call the shit The Den of Thieves?

What to do with Land in Green

This almost pains me to link this story, but news is painfully slow today. So before I go on, for those of you just looking for something interesting, whether Cleveland related or not, do yourself a favor and read about this woman who tried to smuggle three crocodiles, that were strapped to her body, across the Egypt-Gaza border. Now, back to the boring stuff. So yeah, in Green there is some city property available at the end of Town Park Blvd. and City Council must decide whether to use it for a City Hall or new housing for seniors. I am going to stop right here and ask one of our faithful readers to do me a favor and write a letter to the Akron Beacon Journal’s editor that simply states, “Who gives a shit.” Cause I honestly want to know who. Here’s hoping tomorrow is A LOT more interesting, or at least a lot more full of animal smuggling stories.