I Miss Matt
The Scene, Still Trying To Ride the Carl Monday Wave
Remember when Carl Monday was the talk of the town? Jonny Stewart (we’re on that level) did a piece on him, our message board was on fire, the phrase “You Jackin’ It?” rolled off Jon Rybicki’s tongue every twenty minutes. But then, much like internet jokes, the fad passed, and jokes about Carl became old hat. The Scene, however, is keeping it old-school, and refuses to fall into the newest joke fad. (ed note: hilarious, in this case, is defined as “not hilarious.”)
Free Times Tackles Brand New Issues
I can’t say what’s worse, the Free Times actually publishing an article about “friends with benefits” (not actually called that, but that’s what they’re referring to) or the fact that the tag line of the article makes reference to a (recent) Fall Out Boy song. I guess the line is actually appropriate, but that just makes me picture the writer of this article, sitting in her room, typing away, writing a line about Slayer to establish cred, but then giving herself the proverbial handjob because she was clever enough to think of “This Ain’t a Thing, It’s a Goddamn Time Waste” to describe an article about non-fruitful relationships.
Global Warming My Ass
Everyone’s all “oh the environment, it’s all going down, we’re all going to burn.” HOGWASH!!! Why is it hogwash? Because Ohio LOVES the environment. We plant more trees, per year, than any other state. Can you believe it? I sure can. I know that in 2006 I planated at least 7 trees, and I think my dad planted 11. It’s not so much the environment I care about, but I plant the trees, let them grow, and then cut them up come winter, because I don’t have gas at my house, so I burn them in the fireplace.
It’s Going To Be One Hell of a Weekend Update
We got a little surprise planned for this monday, so make sure you are here bright and early to see it.
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