March 30, 2007
Some Straight-Up Clockwork Orange Shit Seriously, WTF. An old man living in the Slavic village area who has constantly been harassed by teens died earlier this week after going outside to investigate when the same teens tried to break in through his bathroom window and he was attacked. The man had already been robbed, as many other ...
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March 29, 2007
Sammy Gets all Racial I bet you thought we forgot about Sam Fulwood didn’t you? Well we didn’t, and everyone’s favorite go-nowhere columnist takes a look at the recent city council outburst that white council members are not supporting their black colleagues. Sam seems to think the cause of the problem is not that there ...
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March 27, 2007
Bike Nerds now have King James in their Corner LeBron has acquired a portion of Cannondale Bicycle Corp., a company that made a custom bike for him to ride during last year’s King for Kids bike-a-thon. Seems LeBron is a fan of bike riding, saying that it plays a major role in his off-season training. Hopefully LeBron’s interest ...
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March 23, 2007
16 Months Sure Beats Life Cynthia George was released from prison after the Ohio Court of Appeals decided she was innocent of conspiracy to murder a former lover. George returned home last night with The Plain Dealer in tow to relate all the heart-warming moments. This could be disturbing because an innocent woman was locked ...
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March 22, 2007
And I Thought that Exodus in the Bible Was Big Yes, we are poor and dangerous, but does that mean everyone needs to haul ass out of here? A recent study reveals that Cuyahoga County has the 6th largest exodus of residents. Doesn’t sound too bad right? Well, let’s consider this, 4 of the top ...
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March 20, 2007
I Party Too Damn Hard to be Mayor! While I’m sure most of us had a killer St. Patty’s celebration (we were still hung over Monday, hence no update) it looks like Norton Mayor Joseph Kernan really took the cake. Cops found Kernan’s pick-up blocking a road in Bay Village where Mr. Mayor was still ...
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March 16, 2007
Cleveland Goes Internet Nerd Case Western will reveal Cleveland 2.0 today, an addition to the Second Life world. Users will be able to enter the Rock Hall, the Cleveland Clinic, and other fantabulous locations. So what does this mean? Now people have even less reason to go into the city. Wait to go, guys. Get ...
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March 15, 2007
What Did you do When You Were 13? I know I was listening to way too much Nirvana and playing Goldeneye like the shit was going out of style, but looks like kids these days have different notions of fun. A 13-year-old from Nelsonville, Ohio is being charged with 128 felony charges. Seriously, this makes ...
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March 13, 2007
Cuff Those Jeans and Clip that Bag Across Your Chest For those about to get nitpicky: yes this does have to do with mountain biking and not street biking, making the title not exactly legit, but whatever, be happy your getting news today, two-wheelers. MidTown Cleveland Inc. is looking to build a $1.1 million dollar ...
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March 12, 2007
For the Adoring Public Dear Dave Evans, After you clean up the load in our undies that this is inevitably going to cause, why don’t you tell us what you think of our newest addition to the columns section. Love, YourFriendCleveland More Letters from Hank We don’t have much time for a news update this ...
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March 9, 2007
The Scene, Still Trying To Ride the Carl Monday Wave Remember when Carl Monday was the talk of the town? Jonny Stewart (we’re on that level) did a piece on him, our message board was on fire, the phrase “You Jackin’ It?” rolled off Jon Rybicki’s tongue every twenty minutes. But then, much like internet ...
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March 7, 2007
Guy Spends Life Preparing for Revolution, Ends Up Dying of Natural Causes You ever get that feeling that you’re just kind of waiting for something, but you’re kind of nervous that you’re going to die before you ever see it happen? Well now you know what Bob Eye feels like. The 63 year old was ...
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March 2, 2007
Rock Hall Ceremony Announcements, Oh My! More info has been revealed about the 2007 Rock Hall Induction Ceremony, which of course will not be held in Cleveland where the Rock Hall is, but in New York. Let’s blow another chance to actually get people to come to here. Anyway, the inductees, Van Halen, REM, Patti ...
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March 1, 2007
Music That Does Not Deserve Awards It’s always great when one of our fine weeklies cranks out an awards issue, and then we learn just how sadly out of touch they are. Well The Free Times have their music awards issue cramming newsstands this week and the results, as usual, are, how should I say, interesting. ...
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