What A Way To Start The Week

Creepy Talks Sewage

Ok, I won’t waste a lot of space here throwing out insulting titles for Michael McIntyre, I figure you can look at his photo and come up with enough on your own. So, in his new column Michael talks sewage. Elections for Sewer District seats are coming up and it seems there are two bonus seats for either Cleveland or the suburbs to claim. Looks like the suburbs have had no problem scooping up the “more population” one the past few years, but this year would mark the first time they’ve taken the “most sewer usage” one. Cleveland is fighting to have the numbers for 2006 added up in hopes that they can stay on top of the septic throne. Still, wouldn’t it be disturbing if the place with A LOT LESS people is using A LOT MORE of the sewer system? Wasteful little bastards.

Going Soft Again

That’s right MyFriendCleveland is bringing you yet another heart warmer! Maybe we are tiring of scandal and gossip and downright stupidity! Well actually we aren’t, the news has just been slowwwwwwwww. So today take a break from all the dirty dirtiness of the world and read about an 81-year-old grandmother who still acts as a school crossing guard even when it is snowing. Sigh. I sure hope things get interesting again real soon.

I Already Said it Was Slow!

How boring is today looking? Boring enough for me to link The Plain Dealer’s “5 Headlines You May Have Missed!” One is about robots though, so stop complaining! Here’s the link, but don’t be expecting the headlines to link you to the actual articles, that would be too much work for the anti-internet jerks at the PD. Idiots.