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My Sweet Accord May Not Be So Sweet

I put all this money and time into pimping out and fine tuning my sweet ass import, and now I hear that Hondas may have a serious problem with their odometers (called Mile-ometer by most). How big of a problem? 2.5%. I know. HUGE! Say you drive 100 miles, your car is going to tell you that you drove 102.5 miles. I, for one, am outraged. Find out if your warranty gets extended here.

All Gas Station Accidents Don’t Involve Explosions

On the corner of W. 14th and Clark a BP gas station collapsed, covering a few cars and injuring two people. Local passerby’s were waiting on the edge of their seats to see some “serious, bomb-ass explosions” but were left unsatisfied. I bet that if John Leguizamo showed up and played his character from Romeo and Juliet, things would have been different.

The All-Star Game: Did the Players Even Care?

The final score of the NBA All-Star Game was 153 to 135, with the West on top, begging the question: Was anyone even playing defence. Sure, these are the best players in the league so the score might be a little higher than average, but (Your Majesty) Lebron James tried to ally-oop himself (and failed miserably). It was a joke of a basketball spectacle. And Wayne Newton was lip-synching. I’m not even linking an article, I’m just pissed.

Where Did the Updates Go?

As some people have pointed out, and as is quite obvious, we missed a bunch of updates recently. We have some staff members out of town and some schedule adjustments here at the MyFriendCleveland offices, and we had to take a little time to reorganize. We are, hopefully, back on track. Keep checking back for your updates. … And Britney Spears shaving her head isn’t news, but Tucker Carlson was reporting the HELL out of it!