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Plain Dealer Calls Snow a “Southern Sucker Punch”

We got more snow coming our way, and this time it’s not that bullshit Lake Effect stuff. This front is coming straight up from the Gulf of Mexico, and weather experts (like that one dude on Fox who is going to tell me “the reality of the weather”) are predicting ONE FOOT of snow in some areas of Cleveland this wednesday. Remember, mittens are better for your hands than gloves.

As If the Snow Days Weren’t Enough

A Brunswick student who called a bomb threat into his high school is being charged $200,000. This figure came from the school adding up it’s costs to close down for three days. Three days to realize there was no bomb? Everything works a little slower down south. The police caught the suspect after receiving over 100 tips after paying the recorded threats on the air. So seriously, this kid’s got 100 rats to beat up.

JT vs. Girl Talk: Battle of 2007

Over at the Free Times they have some reviews of some recent shows. It all starts with “You can’t deny Justin Timberlake’s talent.” Really? I can’t? I’m actually pretty sure I can. Not saying that I would at this particular moment, but I’m pretty sure I can. Anyways, they have reviews of the big JT show (which my uncle has hilarious stories about), the Z’s show, and the Girl Talk show, among others. I guess you can check them out, because we got too lazy to write reviews at some point.

Get Your Love On

Tomorrow, as we all know, is Valentine’s day. “I hate Valentine’s Day” you say? Good for you. Anyways, if you don’t have yourself a sweetheart and you’re worried that you will be left unsatisfied on tomorrow’s day for lovers, you should check out our message board. No, you won’t meet anyone special, but there are usually about 15 spam porn links put up every day, so at least you’ll have that.