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Professional Athletes Only Turn Gay After Leaving Sports

PD columnist Bud Shaw looks into the “announcing I’m gay only long after I have left sports” phenomenon we are currently experiencing. The debate stems from former Cavalier John Amaechi announcing his homosexuality, a move Shaw says is not brave considering that Amaechi lives in England and hasn’t played ball in 4 years. Shaw apparently wants a player to announce his homosexuality while he is still playing. But honestly, why should anyone have to announce his or her sexuality? How often do straight players hold conferences to let people know that they are into chicks? Oh, and for those who didn’t know Shaw reminds us that Indians relief pitcher Kaz Tadano appeared in a gay porn film, but has made it abundantly clear that he is not gay. Gay, gay, gay. That has got to get someone to click it.

Wonderful, Devious, Complicated Scandal!!!

That’s right! We got some! I know your mouths are already watering gossipmongers, so I will get to it. The Free Times has busted out a full on expose looking into the dirty dealings of building our beloved city. It’s got everything! There are ties to the mayor, racial issues, and even death threats!!! And don’t forget, money! Get down and dirty!

Someone Really Doesn’t Like Going to School

Like many schools in the area Brunswick High was closed on Monday and Tuesday because of weather, but unlike other schools in the area Brunswick was closed the rest of the week due to bomb threats. And let’s not forget that Brunswick already dealt with a fake bomb threat earlier in the year. There has got to be some major pants shitting going on over this. Not a very good reputation to be building, guys.