Dog Killers Get Firm Slap On Wrist
We recently discussed the Cleveland Clinic’s unauthorized use of a dog in a demonstration, one that led to the dog’s death. Well, it looks like the USDA has decided to merely issue a warning instead of getting all kinds of serious. Seems the clinic reported their mistake quickly, so just remember that the next time you kill something. One eight seven on an M Effin dog.
49th is Still Better Than 50th
Ohio is ranking low yet again, this time in regards to affordable housing costs for seniors. It looks like Mississippi is the only state where Medicaid costs are more expensive. But don’t worry, we’ve got some real talented people looking into this. I mean just check out this quote from spokesman Steve Mould of the Ohio Health Care Association. “As long as the state doesn’t rob Peter to pay Paul, we absolutely agree that there’s a dramatic need for more home-care services.” Uh, what? I didn’t know New Testament references were the financial slang of the day. Maybe Jesus can multiply the state’s funding.
MySpace Strikes Again
A part-time Math teacher at Kent Roosevelt High School was asked to resign after some students discovered her MySpace page. It seems the media decided to blow this shit out of proportion (how uncharacteristic!) and speak of her drug, alcohol, and sex references, which hardly even existed. The sad thing is it took the Akron Beacon Journal to stand up and scream, “Bullshit!” If anything people should be concerned that a teacher is only making enough money to smoke strawberry blunts and drink malt liquor, otherwise there is nothing worth raising a stink over here. I’m pretty sure I sent her a friend request and she denied me.
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This post was written by MyFriendCleveland on February 6, 2007
