Obama Rocks Ohio
Presidential hopeful Barack Obama ended his trip across Ohio by drawing yet another big ass crowd. Dude has totally been bringing the people out, causing venue changes and the turning away of numerous rally-goers. For a guy that announced his intentions to run only two months ago, this is pretty damn good. The Plain [...]
Creepy Talks Sewage
Ok, I won’t waste a lot of space here throwing out insulting titles for Michael McIntyre, I figure you can look at his photo and come up with enough on your own. So, in his new column Michael talks sewage. Elections for Sewer District seats are coming up and it seems there are two bonus seats for [...]
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Also- Check out the photo page if you haven’t yet. New pics were added.
Also, also- new reviews (or review, depending on how motivated we are) are up!!!
This Moment in Alt Press History
Everyone’s favorite Cleveland based music mag has unleashed their always coveted “100 BANDS YOU NEED TO KNOW!” issue and amongst the eyeliner toting post-screamo-metal-lounge-dance-punk-thrash bands there is one tiny contribution from our very own city. In case you haven’t already guessed from the title it is none other than This [...]
Tops Workers: Still Getting Screwed
Former Tops workers, despite being out-of-luck because, you know, they lost their jobs and all, are now being faced with a bill. That’s right, a bill. Tops has “figured out” that they over paid a lot of their empoyees for severance pay and holiday pay. Word on the street is that [...]
Finally!!! More pics!!!
Be prepared though- there are a lot of Self Destruct Button and Clan of the Cave Bear pics… it’s mostly due to my complete lack of motivation to actually leave the house, but there is some fun stuff in here.
First, check out some images from Chris Kolsar’s send-off show at Pat’s in the [...]
My Sweet Accord May Not Be So Sweet
I put all this money and time into pimping out and fine tuning my sweet ass import, and now I hear that Hondas may have a serious problem with their odometers (called Mile-ometer by most). How big of a problem? 2.5%. I know. HUGE! Say you drive 100 [...]
Hacking, Always Better Than Bomb Threats
Two girls in Trenton Ohio managed to hack their way into the school district’s website and posted a fake school closing announcement. Some students did not attend thanks to the announcement while others were merely bummed that the two girls didn’t even attempt to write the word “boner” eve once on the school’s [...]
Plain Dealer Calls Snow a “Southern Sucker Punch”
We got more snow coming our way, and this time it’s not that bullshit Lake Effect stuff. This front is coming straight up from the Gulf of Mexico, and weather experts (like that one dude on Fox who is going to tell me “the reality of the weather”) [...]
Professional Athletes Only Turn Gay After Leaving Sports
PD columnist Bud Shaw looks into the “announcing I’m gay only long after I have left sports” phenomenon we are currently experiencing. The debate stems from former Cavalier John Amaechi announcing his homosexuality, a move Shaw says is not brave considering that Amaechi lives in England and hasn’t [...]
The Plain Dealer Assumes You’re a Moron…
…and we all know what happens when you assume. As if people constantly asking me at work “is it cold out there still” isn’t annoying enough, now the Plain Dealer has the nerve to publish an article about how to keep warm. This is Cleveland. This isn’t the first [...]
Dog Killers Get Firm Slap On Wrist
We recently discussed the Cleveland Clinic’s unauthorized use of a dog in a demonstration, one that led to the dog’s death. Well, it looks like the USDA has decided to merely issue a warning instead of getting all kinds of serious. Seems the clinic reported their mistake quickly, so [...]
Rock Hall Gets Nappy
To celebrate Black History month the Rock Hall is bringing out the reggae. A number of events including speakers, performers, film screenings, and high school kids getting totally stoned, will take place throughout the month of February. So get up, stand up, and celebrate. Bad joke? Probably.
Cleveland Bishop Strives For Douche Bag Award
Scene lets us all know that [...]
Streaker Shocks Students, Gets Shocked
In Westerville, Ohio a naked and greased student ran through a lunch period while screaming and flailing. A security guard who did not usually work the lunch didn’t recognize the student, however, and shot him with a taser. I was all set to make reference to the naked deaf dude from Family [...]
