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Lack of Info Doesn’t Make Me Comfortable

“Officials” are saying that a “nasty taste” and “odor” in some of Cleveland’s water supply will clear up in 48 hours. They blame this problem on “malfunctioning equipment.” Yeah, this leaves me just a little creeped out, I mean what kind of equipment malfunctioned? Is there a flavor machine that busted so now we are tasting the real water? And it doesn’t help to have an article about a company being fined over waste management directly below this one either. Quite shady, my friends.

Have You Heard of These Things, I Think They are Called “Extreme Sports?”

Hey, remember The Gravity Games? It’s cool, neither does most of America, but Cleveland is slated to get a stop for The Dew Action Sports Tour the year, which the president of the Greater Cleveland Sports Commission is calling, “Gravity Games, only bigger and better.” Cleveland of course sees this as an opportunity to show off a bit for a national audience, as the games will take place in the shadow of The Rock Hall and The Science Center. Shit goes down in July, get stoked.

Better Than Cops and America’s Most Wanted Combined!

I know that title may seem like blasphemy to some, but this shit is all Cleveland, baby! That’s right, it is Channel 3′s Fugitive of the Week! Here is a highlight from our grammar-challenged news friends, “He did not and that makes him a wanted man.” I can’t believe he didn’t! Get the rest!