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Who’s Your Favorite Cleveland Bigwig?

The Plain Dealer is going to drop the 25 most influential Clevelanders in next Sunday’s paper, so they are giving you, their fearless readers, or at least part time readers, a chance to vote. At least that is what they say. In reality you only get to see a list of 10 names and vote for 1 of them to be the king of the mountain. Each name is linked however, so if nothing else you get a history lesson. Not going to lie, my choice is going to be Moses Cleveland, so what if the dude ditched out on Cleveland, at least he made that tasty beer! Make your own ridiciulous decisions right here!

I’m a Senator’s Wife and I Work for The Plain Dealer!

The PD completely shits themselves over columnist Connie Schultz and the fact that her hubbie is Sherod Brown, but she still rocks the desk at the paper. But, let’s be honest here, it’s not too hard to get married, and I can’t really believe that it is too hard to write for The Plain Dealer, considering the slop we read for this site. So why is this sooooooo spectacular that we need a 5 page article? Well I guess I shouldn’t be such a prick and acknowledge the fact that Connie Schultz is Pulitzer Prize winner, and does more than just stand in the background and smile for her man like some trophy wife. She’s damn motivated, people! And so is whoever wrote this whopper of an article. Take it in small pieces, it’s always easier that way.

Medina Gets the Action Film Treatment

This morning a gas line was ruptured near Medina General Hospital. Two trucks went up in flames, while power outages meant a day off from school and back up power for the hospital. Shit looks down right gnarly in the picture that accompanies this article, and if you look hard enough you just might be able to see Steven Seagal walking out of the flames. Intense.

Finally Making Good on Those New Years Claims

In case you have not already noticed, there is a new tab at the top of this here web site. It says “COLUMNS.” What that means is you get to read MyFriendCleveland contributors sound off about even more shit! And you really don’t know how lucky you are because the first edition of Secret Mustache is now up and running, so enjoy!