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Archive for January 15th, 2007

Slow As Usual

Get Your Box Off My Tree Lawn

AT&T is developing a new high-speed, ultra glam version of television to be unleashed in Northeast Ohio that will rival cable and offer an alternative to rising rates. The downside you ask? Well, in order to rock this new technology “boxes” must be installed, and AT&T has been choosing tree lawns as their new homes. The boxes, which the Plain Dealer describes as being, “the size of an armoire or home-entertainment center,” are placed without the homeowners consent. To make things worse it appears that local and federal law doesn’t have the power to tell AT&T where to put the boxes. This is what the future is going to look like, people.

Even Senior Citizens Mock Plain Dealer

A soon to be 60 retired teacher has worked her way into Michael, you’ve already heard too many jokes about my face, McIntyre’s latest column because of her grammar skills. Seems she started with a senior discount card and then moved on to one of our favorite targets, The Plain Dealer. Our hats are off to you, just please don’t check our site for errors.

How Cleveland is Getting Down for MLK Day

The Rock Hall is offering free admission today, something you might want to check out considering that shit is expensive, plus a speaker and performances to help celebrate MLK day. Get the info here.

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