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Strickland Too Busy Tailgating to Celebrate Inaugration
Ted Strickland was sworn in as governor just after midnight in an ultra clandestine ceremony. It was real cloak and dagger style shit, people, but don’t even think about celebrating the new boss man’s official entrance onto the scene. See, Teddy doesn’t want to detract from the Ohio State game, which he will be watching tonight, so his fiesta and subsequent ball will be rocked next Monday.
Speaking of Tailgating…
The Plain Dealer reports on the Ohio residents that made the trip to Arizona minus tickets. They deliver this gem, ”It’s not a done deal that I’m gettin’ in. If not, I’ll be partying like a rock star outside,” a quote that reminds you that the fine art of binge drinking is still alive. And, for those of us who couldn’t escape the Rust Belt and its wonderful deliverance of hail for the sunny climate of Arizona, The PD drops a short list of
This Has Nothing to do With Football, I Swear
A Stubenville teen is suing a former junior high teacher for taping his mouth shut and his hands to his head. Oh, and just in case you thought this couldn’t get any better, the student was in the special education program. This has “ written all over it.
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