Titles Are Tough Work, But Somebody’s Got To Do Them
Pretty Sure You Can Take a More Extreme “Trip” Without Even Leaving the House
Oh, Plain Dealer, exaggeration will get you nowhere. How dare you refer to a three-dude brah fest heading from Cleveland to Arizona for the Ohio State game as the ultimate road trip. Ten hours in one day ain’t shit, and if you mention the “check engine light” one more time I might vomit.
Local Vampire Leaves Hot Topic Long Enough To Make Marilyn Manson Props
Man, there are a plethora of good jokes waiting to be unleashed on this beauty of an article, so thankfully I got a few out of the way in the title. If nothing else just take a look at this article’s photographs and try and tell me that my title is inappropriate. Anyway, let’s get just a bit factual here. Eric Freeman is a Cleveland Satanist and artist who goes by Dark Lord 10,000,000 (I totally found for you, this shit is next level in its sheer amount of humor) and The Free Times have used his story as a way to refresh us all on our satanic history., but don’t you dare ask me what I was doing there.
Nothing Weird in Cleveland
Everyone has seen weird news updates, so why did The Free Times think it was a good idea to start their own and include no reports that have anything to do with Cleveland.
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