The Snow Has Even Slowed Down The News
More Art for Unopened Museum
Steven Litt, AKA Mr. Golly Gee, gives the lowdown on the art museum’s latest acquisitions. They were able to pick up works by Rembrandt van Rijn and Thomas Gainsborough. There is no mention of the costs so we are estimating somewhere between $20 and $100, that is what classic art goes for these days, or so we are told.
Old Man Wants Cigars and Fedoras, Not Beer and Barking at Browns Games
A disgruntled Browns fan that is known as El Jefe (NOFX fans insert laughs here) serves up his beef to Tom Feran (who luckily keeps his own jokes to one bad House reference). Jefe’s family have been Browns season ticket holders since 1946 and he is getting annoyed by the Dawg Pound, guys who won’t sit down, the use of profanity at games, and security’s non-existent presence.
Up In Smoke
Yeah, okay, so we are running through every possible cliche in order to give you titles about the smoking ban. What are you going to do about it? Channel 3 News adds their info on the situation by letting you know just where smoking can still take place. If you are planning to live in a hotel or nursing home, well you are in luck, because both are allowed to designate rooms for smoking. Otherwise… smokers might want to get warmer coats, cause you will be getting the boot elsewhere.
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