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The Cleveland Post Office has gotten rid of 99 blue mail boxes over the past few years. Now, the obvious reason for this is you kids and your e-mail, but the cites some other problems including garbage in the mail boxes, which can “ruin the mail,” and post 9/11 safety issues. All you punks better get out your typewriters and start getting all “romantic,” or else you’re going to be paying over a dollar to mail a letter.
Smoke ‘Em While You Got ‘Em
Starting this thursday, the Ohio Department of Health is expecting that all businesses comply with Issue 5, meaning that smoking indoors is a big no-no. However, there is no real plan for enforcement yet, so you can go ahead and keep lighting up, because no one will know how to fine you anyways. What bothers me is how righteous the people who are supporting this are, saying things like “we are doing this to help people quit.” Some people don’t want to quit smoking. You know they’re not good for you, but it’s a choice you made. Here at the MyFriendCleveland offices, Breakin’ the law, breakin’ the law.
The Scene Strikes Solid Gold
You may not be aware of this, but we get paid over here depending on how much we rip on the local rags. For making a sarcastic comment about a “journalist’s” photo in the Plain Dealer, we receive $5. So it’s our job to be bitter. But today, I’m tossing the paycheck asside, and I’m going to give a round of applause to the Scene. Strike that. The article sucks. It’s a review of The Nativity Story. It’s boring. Whatever. So why the praise? I’ll tell you why. They titled the article . Rest in peace, big guy.
We Got a New Review
Do you like movies? Because our good friend Peter Moysaenko has reviewed the movie Barfly, and I must say, the kid knows how to grab your attention. Check it out here.
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