Read, Eat, Drink, Be Merry
What Would You Use Counterfeit Money On? Chocolate Milk and Funnel Cake?
Two computer-savvy teens from Middleburg Heights were printing $20 bills on a PC for months. The crime was going smoothly because they were only making small purchases to obtain cash in change, it wasn’t until some other kids - among them Suzie Tattletale - found out about the scam and ran to mommy, that things fell apart. And what does the Cleveland secret service have to say about this? “Kids are more technologically advanced than adults… They’re growing up with the computer.” Eat that engineers, chemists, calculus majors, and rocket scientists! Kids are more advanced because they have been raised by the computer. No, not that one! The computer, the one and only! With this goon in charge no wonder why the president doesn’t come to Cleveland more often.
Here’s Some Firsts
The Free Times quote Yeats in an article about an art exhibition at Parish Hall! Mind blowing, I know, but maybe instead of mocking we should all just appreciate this step in the decidedly right direction. Get the scoop on John Haughwout’s show and read a very informed art critic get his… well, critic on.
Meet Plain Dealer’s Fashion Freak
One Plain Dealer fashionista details another in this article with some sort of strange appeal. Maybe it is just the fact that this quote mirrors my own life in more ways than I would like to admit, “My sisters sewed like crazy, and I always watched them,” Rankin said. “Finally, I stole some fabric from one, and made myself some hot pants.”
Gift Guide Overload Time
Yes, it is the time of year when magazines, websites, and weekly papers begin publishing their holiday gift guides so we figured we’d give you a heads up with one from our very own Free Times. It is a pretty interesting list with some prime choices (Christmas Ale anyone?) but then there are the made up items, which just means bad photoshop jobs and worse jokes. But hey, we’ve all come to expect that right?
Closing Remarks
Speaking of holidays… Turkey Day is tomorrow and we here at MyFriendCleveland will be indulging ourselves, which means that you will get no update. You probably won’t get one on Friday either, cause we are gluttonous insatiable beasts. So until then I would suggest getting your news somewhere else, but that is just mean, so maybe instead just drink a few beers and make up stories in your head, I’m pretty sure that is how most Cleveland journalists do it anyway.
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