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Free Food!

I remember fondly how those words always drew me to events in college, and now they are drawing people to jobs. The Plain Dealer searches out companies in the Cleveland area that let employees enjoy their products free of charge. There is ice cream, pastries, and chocolate to be had, but Malone Advertising in Akron make take the cake (sometimes I am such a nerd) with their free beer after 5 policy. How many employees do you think tried the, “Oh! I thought you meant after 5 AM,” excuse. You know you would.

Getting All Big Brother On Email

More businesses are monitoring employee email and cracking down on “inappropriate” use. MyFriendCleveland recently busted me for chain emails that claimed “you will die form gangrene if you do not send these puppy pics to at least 10 people.” I don’t see what is inappropriate about this, I never got gangrene.

McIntyre Drops Another Bomb

So we’ve thoroughly bashed McIntyre’s photo already, but what I like to do now is look at his face and imagine his voice reading the column aloud. I don’t know about you, but I’m hearing a high-pitched, slightly too-fast voice with just a hint of a lisp and some goofy chuckles throw in mid sentence. But hey, you figure it out for yourself while reading about a woman who found Jesus’ image in her tied dyed jeans and some other insignificant crap.

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