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Levert Info

So we haven’t mentioned the death of R&B singer Gerald Levert once yet, probably because sarcasm doesn’t go very well with the loss of a life. To make up for our lack of coverage we’ve got this article about the private services held for him yesterday (Bobby Brown was in attendance, so you can make your own jokes about that) and this article with info on today’s memorial which all of you R&B fans (a demographic we have surely ignored for much too long now) can attend. Our condolences.

You Are Sooo Busted

A ways back we talked about some redneck teens in Kenton who set up a deer decoy on the road and seriously injured two people. Sentencing was postponed until after two of the teens had finished football season (what is this Texas?) but the first three were given 60 days in juve. A 4th teen, who helped to steal the deer and construct a platform for it was hoping to get off easier cause he got sick and left before placing the deer on the road, but looks like the judge wasn’t feeling it. The book has officially been thrown.

Trying to Jock Columbus

With the Ohio State-Michigan game tomorrow The Free Times seem like they are looking for any way to birth an article. The result is one that claims that Cleveland has more riding on this game than ever before. There are more players from Cleveland, a coach from Cleveland, and the fact that Cleveland may be as big of a football town as Columbus. I guess The Free Times forgot about that time Cleveland got rid of their own football team. Hey, someone had to say it.