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The Boys Are Back in Town

So yeah, you all know by now about the return of the Dems to power in congress, and the big Dem wins in Ohio, but this shit is a little more significant than you may think. The last time Dems had this much power in Ohio The Toadies were still relevant, you were probably wearing oversized clothing, and you know you were watching way too much Full House and Saved by the Bell (some of you still are). Here we go with the political stuff again.

Wait, How Much?

Three dudes went to an Indians game back in 2002, one of the three set off an explosive that burned some people and sent off gnarly (yes, I said gnarly) shock waves. All three were arrested (only one was ever charged) but the two who had nothing to do with the explosion sued. They were each awarded $1 million, to which one of them stated, “The money wasn’t important. As long as the verdict came back that we were innocent bystanders, I would have been happy with whatever the amount of damages were.” Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. It had to be said. Get one of your friends to do something stupid, then you can get a new house and take a few years off from work.

Plain Dealer: Now Run by 8-Year-Old

We just had an election, Veterans Day events are going on, people are dying, and The Plain Dealer’s top story is that the Cleveland Zoo’s admission price went up by $1. Why does this even matter? The zoo still doesn’t even charge to park. Is $1 really going to put you in debt? Tommy is totally going to have to smash the piggy bank now.