The Art of Reiteration
It’s a good thing we have Sam Fulwood. In a strikingly informative column today Sam blows minds with two pieces of information. First, he spends half the column letting us know who won in Tuesday’s election. Holy shit! Strickland beat Blackwell!!! Second, he explains how the US has a two party system of government and that power changes hands often. That second one may be hard to except people, but there will be more elections, and there will be both Democrats and Republicans holding office. Your always so insightful, Sammy.
How Old Are You?
Feeling crappy about dropping that exercise routine? Feeling guilty about that Taco Bell you ate yesterday? Well, prepare to feel worse. Scene looks into Dr. Michael Roizen, the Cleveland doc who has made a number of appearances on Oprah for his RealAge test. Sure, the dude is trying to help people live more healthy lives, but some of this stuff just screams of bullshit. Get both sides! Get it here!
Train Ride to Heaven Cut Short by Talkative Angel
This might not exactly be in good taste, but this is too hard to pass up. An Akron man who lost the lower half of his body in an industrial accident back in 2005 is now talking about his near death experience. He was riding a train when an angel came and spoke to him. “I asked her if I could keep my legs and she was like ‘Well I talked to Him (God), and He said you can’t keep your legs but you’ll have something much better than that when you get back.’” I really hope he isn’t talking about phantom pains, but I also hope someone checks out this dude’s mental state. I’m probably getting on a train going the other way for this one.
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This post was written by MyFriendCleveland on November 9, 2006
