MyFriendCleveland

Moving From the Big Screen to “The Big Screen”

Clevelander Nicole Cuglewski, who works at the Q interviewing fans and running games on the jumbotron, will be on Deal or No Deal tonight. The Plain Dealer makes it pretty clear she isn’t walking away with a cool mill, and that selecting of contestants isn’t exactly a fair deal. Cuglewski, a former Miss Brook Park and Miss Cuyahoga County, waited in line for the casting call, but left before her turn to audition, so producers from the show sought her out at the Q the next day. Pretty lady who can talk well on screen or fat hillbilly?

One Second I Was Minding My Own Business, The Next Second A Cop Shoots Me

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard that now! In a Plain Dealer BREAKING report, a Garfield Heights cop accidentally shot a 65-year-old “friend from church” while visiting him. If this doesn’t scream of “act of God” I don’t know what does.

Early Scanning Allowed

A judge ruled that absentee ballots could be scanned today so election results can be determined by the end of election day. This morning folks were granted the opportunity to begin passing votes through computers, but they will not actually be counted until 7:31 PM on Tuesday. Some people like Republican board member Alex Arshinkoff weren’t too pleased with the decision saying, “It’s a heck of a thing to be counting ballots before Election Day,” then, as is the current trend of making Republicans look like fools, Democratic board member Wayne Jones responded with, “It would be a heck of a thing to be counting ballots three days after Election Day.” Burn!!!!!! Get the juicy details.