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Who Approves This Stuff?
Ugh, seriously, just plain ugh. The Plain Dealer has gone from laughable to absolute waste of time. In an article based off of recent Miller Lite commercials (I shit you not) Plain Dealer staffers produce a list of man rules. The pathetic set of laws read like novelty t-shirt slogans that were just a bit too long to work. In other words, they suck. I am not even going to re-print any of them here, instead treat yourself to a headache as you and try to figure out why a frat guy is editing Cleveland’s top newspaper. Oh, and one last thing, Miller Lite? Any guy who drinks that yellow water should have no say on anything “macho” or “manly.” It says “Lite” right there on the bottle, Powder Puff, go get yourself something with a little bite.
Your Last Taste of Politics for the Week
Today a judge will decide whether absentee ballots can be counted in advance so election results can be determined by the end of election day. What the court should be most afraid of is the fact that some vote counters are not mentally sound. One guy had this to say, “We don’t like these type of last-minute court decisions. It upsets the apple cart.”
I’m not really sure what an apple cart is doing in there in the first place, but if upsetting it is that big of an issue, maybe you should just get rid of it and get back to work. Don’t you dare call me stupid, that was sarcasm.
What’s That? A New Perspective?
Yes sir, and no drugs needed to obtain it. Seems The Scene, whose wonderful election coverage boils down to a comic, have decided to go another route with the political brouhaha we are currently being subjected to. They’ve pushed Sherrod Brown aside in order to focus on his wife, Plain Dealer columnist Connie Schultz (funny we couldn’t find her column).
TONIGHT!!!!!
If our frequent reminders and stellar line up are not enough to draw you to tonight’s show at The Trinity Lutheran Church in Lakewood (that’s 16400 Detroit, kiddies) than you are an ass. It’s that simple. What are you going to do tonight, and drink Miller Lite? Don’t kid yourself, you don’t even know half of the man laws.
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