MyFriendCleveland

Let’s Go Over This One More Time

For those of you sitting in the back, passing notes, and daydreaming about Ricky, we are giving you one more chance. Here is a quick breakdown of issues 4 and 5, you know, the smoking ones. If you still don’t get after this seek help elsewhere because we’ve been pretty damn clear.

The Pretty Side of Beer

You know you’ve all done it; selected a tasty brew based strictly on what its tap looked like. Well seems like it is a pretty big trend now, with companies trying to catch your eye and then taint your liver and MSNBC looks no further than Ohio’s own Winking Lizard to dish the dirty. So what if its Monday morning? Have a drink, grandma.

Sensationalism or Hate Crime Helper?

Ohhh, that title is a real eye grabber, eh? The latest issue of The Scene gives a bit of insight into black youth culture in Cleveland when you are gay. The Scene is doing one of three things here; writing an interesting article (don’t laugh), letting homophobes know about a place that is a current “safe house” so they can ruin it, or just trying to grab some attention by using the words “black” and “gay” at the same time. You decide.

Just When You Thought it Couldn’t Get Any Worse…

…The Scene calls Weird Al’s new album beautiful. Go ahead and re-read that first line, cause that’s no typo, honey. I don’t know whether to laugh or scream. At this point should we even be surprised though? I mean this is coming from a paper that gives Mushroomhead, a band that makes Slipknot look like the Beatles, a hell of a lot of coverage. Who knew Weird Al even still had a career?

and tonight at the tower: