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WEEDS: Cleveland Style

We got people growing weed in the suburbs!!! The police recently cracked down on a few of them finding about $60,000 of that ill na na. The Plain Dealer details how growers circumvent the high housing costs and even get around electrical bills, but the most important thing this article states is, “Those arrested are Vietnamese. However, Barnhardt said the investigation has not shown a link between the suspects and a growing number of Vietnamese gangs that are moving into the United States from Canada.” Wait, say what? Vietnamese gangs from Canada? Carl Monday should have been all over this shit by now. Wow, that paragraph sticks out like a sore thumb infected with gangrene.

If This Is News Than I’m a Troll

Why troll you ask? I don’t know, okay, sometimes people just say shit. Get off my back already! Seriously, just fucking drop it! I need to start this piece already. Ass.

The Plain Dealer gives us an article entitled, “Bargains in Filene’s Basement.” Seriously. This is not an ad, but an actual article. The piece tells us what Filene’s Basement is and that there is one opening. How much do you think they got paid to do this? Or are there just that many people in the Cleveland area that will be enthralled by reading about a new discount clothing store opening? Either way I’m pissed.

How To Up The Redneck Demographic

In its constant attempt at awesomeness The Scene goes all out with an article on The National Lawnmower Racing Championships. This is no joke, and of course it is held only an hour south of Cleveland. If this article deserves props for anything it is the fact that there is a serious tone used through out. I mean, this is pure mocking material.