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That Medicaid Operator Sure has a Sexy Voice

A Columbus Agency’s voicemail has been directing callers to a phone sex line since October 4. The Ohio Department of Job (wink wink) and Family Services (get it?) claims there was a typo in the voice-mail script. Dan Phibbs ruined the party for everyone when he complained after calling for info. Morality is overrated, buddy.

The Scene Talks More Shit Than We Do

We talk trash, but this just nuts! A lengthy (and I mean long, didn’t even have time to finish it folks) article attacks the mayor’s brother Nick Jackson. Starting with, “He’s a dick,” Lisa Rab goes on to detail Jackson’s shitty tactics and plunging rep in Cleveland politics. This guy should be a journalist’s dream come true, I mean quotes like, “I have a good job and a pretty wife, and I don’t intend to lose either one of them. Whoever fucked up this job better unfuck it,” don’t happen everyday, but Rab won’t be fooled by his clever turns of phrase. Talk about muck raking.

Old Grandma Hardcore Is Dead Serious

Out in Mantua is a 70-year-old grandmother who loves her some videogames. She’s been playing, and dropping the F-bomb, for 30 years now and many a person, including MTV where she does game reviews, have taken notice. Shit all started to blow up when her grandson started blogging about it. Ah, the power of the internet, strikes again. Game on, Granny.