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Ohio’s Hanging Chad

5,100 voters all over Cuyahoga County have been receiving flawed absentee ballots. Misspellings, omitted words, and even party affiliations have been botched on the ballots, but officials are saying to still send them in, and that the problem will be fixed. Then in a “well which is it?” moment, the same woman who is saying to just send in the ballots and not wait for a corrected version claims corrected versions will go out by the end of the week. Contradictary? Oh, hell yes.

Hey Lake Effect, You Better Have Gotten This Memo

This winter is supposed to be a warm one for the northern US. On top of that heating prices are going down like (insert inappropriate joke here, at last check the ones about alter boys and priests were still doing well). Of course there are always those who have to ruin the party and say shit about El Nino not having that strong of an effect, or point out that we may see snow flurries as early as this week. Well to them I say, never doubt El Nino, assholes, cause Santa Claus is watching, or something like that.

I Wanted to Hear About Eating Babies

Sam Fulwood responds to his critics with an article entitled “Modest Proposal to Mend City’s Ills,” and like my own title up there suggests, there wasn’t a god damned thing about eating babies in this piece. I mean not even a hint of it. Don’t think you just jack Swift’s title and then completely forgo talking about eating babies. Instead Fulwood gets all politician on us, dealing out ambiguos and underdeveloped ideas claiming that they would take 10 to 20 years to develop. Thanks for nothing, Sam.