It’s Friday, Quick Have A Beer
Damn It! This Has Nothing to do With Beer
The Great Lakes Conference starts in Cleveland today, and instead of discussing why Burning River is so delicious, these fellas are going to be . Gov. Taft, who is still denying rumors of getting stuck in a bathtub, will be speaking today. I would tell you where this is taking place, but The Plain Dealer decided that wasn’t an important detail.
Tri-C, Where Lesbo PDA is Public Enemy #1
A lesbian couple has been warned by Tri-C that they should not hug or kiss on campus cause it provokes dudes with razors. Meanwhile dudes with razors have been told to keep it real..
What Do Parker Brothers Have Against Cleveland?
That monocled little bastard and his crack staff of game makers have unveiled the new “Here and Now” edition of Monopoly. Get excited people, Cleveland did make it into the game, with Jacobs Field serving as the cheapest property on the board. Is this related to the Indians fabulous season? That is for you to speculate, , complete with slum lords and Park Place envy.
“If it weren’t for Cleveland, we wouldn’t have been able to do shit.”
And Cleveland that is why I currently hate you. You not only bred Mushroomhead, but also nurtured them, and convinced The Scene that writing articles about them is a good idea. This is dudes, in masks, with a DJ, playing metal music. That is not a formula for success; it is an equation for shit.
Two Quick Little Things
So the Grog Shop hits 14 and the best they can do to celebrate is Coffinberry? No wonder why that shit tonight is free. Also, in case you haven’t noticed the MFC staff has been on roids lately, which means next week will bring more CONTENT and probably some creepy acne. Just don’t be around when we rage.
Tonight!!!
Also, everyone should check out the GRAND OPENING of
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