Good God! That’s A Lot Of News!

September 21, 2006 No Comments

My Friends Have Been Talking About the Revolution for Years!

Shiftless, complacent punks be warned! The revolution is finally coming and it’s starting in Bowling Green. That is where meetings for the Great Lakes (no affiliation to the beer, we think) Anarchist Gathering are held. I know a couple of people who have lived there and I can honestly say they are pretty fucking radical. You know, as in cool, what did you think I meant?

Banana Freak Out Caught on Tape

The Free Times is now reporting on YouTube films. They give us the low down on a Kent State paper editor with a banana phobia who is attacked by a horde of - you guessed it - bananas. What The Free Times doesn’t get is that the internet is different from print and they can use links! I had to do a good extra 30 seconds of work to find this clip, so you better watch it. Oh, and just for the record, the blonde girl in the white sweatshirt is just brutal. Poor little guy.

Shit’s About to Get All “28 Days Later”

Yesterday we gave the warning to stop wrestling with Lakewood High football players. Well looks like Berea is joining in on the fun. Sure, it’s all laughs and quotes from the national Centers for Disease Control right now, but we are sitting on the cusp of an outbreak my friends.

Boring Prison Jive

The Free Times has yet to realize that just because you are a prisoner doesn’t mean everything that happens to you is a story worth publishing. Ok guy, we get it; you bought coke, got high, and then had to borrow money to pay off the debt. How is this news? Better yet, how is this new?

Attention Punk Rockers and Collector Nerds, Prepared to Feel Justified

In a recent Cnet article (don’t ask me how I got there, I think it was a stream of conscious drunk thing) vinyl is reported to be making a come back with its largest sales since 1998. Some dudes even think it will become more popular than CDs now that digital music is also available. I’m sure a bunch of you just uttered a “fuck yeah!” or at least nodded and smiled; too bad you still can’t take that shit in your car.

Almost Done, I Swear

So we held you a little over today, but stop looking at the damn clock! What do you have to do that is sooooo important? Buy more vinyl? Watch that YouTube video? Whatever. Just a reminder that Cleveland’s kings of cacophony, Clan of the Cave Bear (trying saying that ten times fast) are rocking Pats in the Flats tonight and members of the MyFriendCleveland staff will be in attendance. Ok! Get the hell out of here, and if anyone slams the door, heads will roll!