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Cleveland Would Like to Welcome Slot Jockeys

Mayor Frank Jackson is putting up a ballot in November to allow the opening of two slot machine parlors in Cleveland. He is hoping to make so serious cash to aid the city. Learn and Earn (have you seen their new digs in Tower City, real swank like Hillary) will be behind the initiative, using the funds for scholarships and “economic developments.” By 2010 a bill could then be passed for full-fledged casinos. Think anyone will still give a shit about poker by then?

Hawthorne Heights VS Victory Records: Round 2

Oh, shitty bands and labels why do you make my job so easy? So, we already reported on Ohio’s worst musical export, Hawthorne Heights, and how they were suing punk’s worst label, Victory, saying that the whole shit talking on Neyo and taking back the music industry was bullshit and that they were being duped out of a couple mill. Well now Victory is counter suing. This may already sound funny, but wait until you see the picture of Victory’s owner.

New Way To Get Revenge

Throw them on a sex offender list. Don’t worry it’s easy. All you have to do is lobby a judge, no more trials! I’m sure you guys are loving this just as much as the guy who wrote the article about it in The Scene. Read it, cause he makes more jokes than me since he probably had longer than 3 minutes to write it. Don’t you dare call me bitter, I know where you live.