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If You Are From Ohio, Stay Off Of Cruise Ships

A 37-year-old Ohio woman dissapeared from a cruise ship recently making 2 of the last 3 people to dissapear from cruises Ohio residents. This has lead to the development of two important theories. Either people from Ohio don’t know how to ride boats, or (fill in joke here, I’m a little strapped for time). Either way, it wasn’t aliens.

Bad Bands are Coming! Bad Bands are Coming!

The Free Times has published its fall concert preview which includes Tool (oh god yes!!!) and Hawthorne Heights (holy shit they rule!!!). Also, mentioned is Roger Waters who will be performing Dark Side of the Moon at the Q. So smoke some of that ill na na, and bring along your portable DVD player with the Wizard of Oz inside it. I can’t wait for winter.

Plain Dealer Arts Section Strikes Again

I meant that in a positive way, I swear! This time they give us a preview of Christopher Guest’s new film “For Your Consideration.” I could say more, but that is what the article is for, and don’t tell me you can’t read a whole article? Do you know what shit I have to wade through each morning to find these for you? Ok, ok, you got me, I don’t always read the whole thing… but still! I’m going to stop, right…  …  … now. Oh yeah, forgot a clever closer that also acts as a link to the article.