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Conan Arrested In Eastlake

Come on, dude, you can’t just go wielding an axe outside a high school and expect everything to be cool.

Yo, DJ, Spin That Wheel

Goofy McPerv reports on Channel 19′s newest game show. You know, the one where they plaster fugitives faces to a wheel and then spin. The funny thing is it works, the not so funny thing is the fake game show ideas this guy comes up with at the end of the article. I’d like to buy a vowel.

Our Mayor Is Totally Cooler Than Yours!

Any guy described as, “Dennis Kucinich meets Ace from Real World: Paris,” has got to be pretty awesome, or at least trying out to be the final male cast member of The Surreal Life. But this guy is doing something even cooler, he’s the mayor of Seven Hills. On his website, which The Scene compares to a myspace page, David Bentkowski poses with celebs and rocks some Depeche Mode. The guy even poses in a Superman costume.