Review This! Then Read About Butt Surgery
WE have a new review up!!!
George wrote a review for the newest Wooden Wand album. Check it out.
Also for anyone who was paying attention, Ken Jansen was the winner of our first contest ever. He received a limited numbered copy of Clan of the Cave Bear’s album Big Treble in Little China. Upon delivery of this treasured LP, he immediately gave it to Dan Byler, who was happy to get it. I’m glad it went to someone who cares. Dan, you should review that sucker and have it printed on MY FRIEND CLEVELAND. Congratulations. Stay tuned for another exciting contest coming soon.
The Secret Behind The Plain Dealer’s Photographs
The truth is everyone’s favorite daily paper is actually stealing screen shots from films. Just check out their If that isn’t straight out of “White Men Can’t Jump,” I don’t know what is.
Let’s Ask The Same Questions Again
The Plain Dealer interviews Robbie Robertson of The Band in order to promote his sold out talk at the Rock Hall tonight. I’m not sure what this interview is trying to accomplish, are they rubbing it in that is sold out? I mean do people who already have tickets need to be reminded. Like some guy woke up this morning and is planning on just eating a buritto and doing some laundry tonight, but then he opens up The Plain Dealer and is like, “Oh Shit! I totally forgot I had tickets for this!” I mean this is just my long-winded tangent of a theory, cause that I’m surprised Robertson even hung around for the interview.
Might As Well Talk About Your Butt, Cause This Article Is Shit
Have The Free Times editorial staff lost their minds, or is Cleveland just that hard up for news? I’m not too sure, but this week they let a guy publish an article about his butt surgery full of humorless moments such as, “When I was finally rolled into the surgical unit, they put one of those round billowy surgery caps on me and I looked at myself in the towel dispenser reflection. I looked good. Really good.”
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