August 11, 2006
The Plain Dealer: Now Publishing High School Essays Ok, here is the assignment, write an essay about your favorite hobby and make sure to use plenty of descriptive language. If you need an example, here is one Jodie wrote. The Plain Dealer: Now Reporting On Themselves Either The Plain Dealer is attempting to get all ...
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August 10, 2006
Hot Cops Aren’t the Only Ones Who Take Their Clothes Off A Sagamore Hills Officer’s pervy ways finally caught up with him when an anonymous source sent a disc full of his cybersleeze to his boss. And, as if this story wasn’t funny enough on its own, it may contain the best quotes I’ve seen all ...
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August 10, 2006
Since Matt hasn’t done his daily update yet because he’s SEVERELY hung over from last night’s Shakespeare show, I’m going to show everyone this pretty flyer for a show at the tower TONIGHT featuring some awesome bands. By the way, thanks to everyone who came out to the tower last night.
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August 9, 2006
Check this site out! It lists LOCAL gas prices, and you don’t have to log in to anything. Woooh! There are a lot of shows going on tonight. Here’s a flyer for one drawn by our favorite J Gritty: Go to this show and then race to the tower to catch THIS show! WEDNESDAY AUGUST ...
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August 8, 2006
The Scene Talks Smack The Akron Beacon Journal best watch out. The Scene is taking aim at your scandalous revelation that college students like beer and iPods! If they keep this MyFriendCleveland will have nothing to do. Poor Use of Nepotism If my uncle were mayor and all he could get me was a job at ...
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August 7, 2006
MONDAY AUGUST 7TH 2006 @ PATS IN THE FLATS 2233 W. 3rd Street Cleveland, OH 44113 corner of W. 3rd & Literary Road just outside of the Tremont area (216) 621-8044 www.patsintheflats.com 9pm sharp / $6 OH, THE SIDES (straight outta Cleveland, new project featuring Nicholas Megalis) TENEBRE (from San Francisco; like Don Caballero, Slint, ...
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August 4, 2006
Plain Dealer Reporter Now On Drugs It must have been a bad trip though. The only thing the guy got out of it was making Dave Matthews’ set seem longer. Painful. Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over? A new study in Cleveland found that black drivers are more likely to be stopped for traffic ...
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August 3, 2006
Now The Scene Writes Soap Operas Why write about a murder as a murder when you can turn it into an overdramatic literary journalism piece about a sexy love triangle and desperate jealousy motivated actions? This should be a piece on Oprah. Seriously, Who Thinks This Guy is Funny? Plain Dealer Columnist Chuck Yarborough, and yes he does ...
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August 2, 2006
Everyone should know by now about the floods that hit Mentor. The Plain Dealer has a lot of pictures. Our caring president was in town today assessing the damages and gallavanting with the most famous Cleveland Browns player, Bernie Kosar (does Bernie even live in the area anymore?). I really thought this was a rumor, ...
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August 2, 2006
Library Porn Users Beware The House of Representatives recently passed a bill to restrict access to “social networking” sites, and while many people see the bill as a reaction to sexual predators using sites like Myspace, we here at MFC believe that it has to do with Carl Monday’s ace reporting. Pat yourself on the back ...
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August 1, 2006
Plain Dealer Humorous Photo Contest Continues So yesterday I thought I was merely making a joke about Plain Dealer columnists being required to have a laugh inducing photo, then I discovered this and the fact that Pat’s significant other, Chris, works for The Plain Dealer. Wait a Second… I thought I had somehow tapped into the Scene’s archives ...
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